key learnings of a bachelor iv

More from the kitchen:
Its not mooli prataha(Radish stuffed Flatbread) but overeating mooli paratha due to its great taste that gives it the bad name.

Cooking is not that difficult if you remember when to switch off the burner.

Always appreciate your cooking and remember its tasty, except that some have not acquired that taste.

And the Hygiene:

Deodorants help a lot when sprayed over shirt and not on body.

Philosophy:


Either you understand it... or you accept it.

Humor:

If you are laughing at an American's joke you are gross and In-descent.
If you are laughing at an English joke, you are acting like a F*G.
If you are laughing at a Chinese joke(you have to figure out what the Chinese said ) and probably you are laughing at his pronunciation .
If you laugh at an Arab's joke you are violent.
If you laugh at an Indians' joke you don't have a sense of humor at all.
If you laugh at a joke that is none of the above then you must be offending a woman or a Jew or a surd (Sardar) . (Oh common blonds cannot be offended in any way )

Else you are laughing at your misery and you are a 'Pseudo~secular'.

Day to day use:

To pretend that you are understanding a profound concept, nod you head and exclaim loudly "Oh that's how it works, I misunderstood it before". Don't worry it will never come in use.

When someone says "I Believe so" it means you need to cross verify that.

When someone says "I was just kidding" it means you outsmarted them.

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