Key learnings Of A bachelor
Living in Mumbai for last two years I have learnt a few lessons from my bachelor life here are a few of the points :
- Never try to Iron your clothes while watching cricket match; especially 20-20
- jira apart from being a bug tracking tool, is also a spice.
- Buy socks of the same colour; saves time in morning
- A man can cook, sweep, wash and iron clothes but its washing socks that compells him to marry
- You might listen your friends saying "We cook at home " .Dont be fancied by this idea and take risk of cooking; always remember "maggie" rocks
- Be convinced, that just like cooked is better than Raw food; its at it best when it get a slightly overcooked (most of the time burnt in my case)
- Prime use of nail cutter is to open beer bottles
- Always Explain and make it clear to friends that you have decorated your room this way and Its "Grunge Theme". Perhaps webs on the corners are a natural way of getting rid of insects.
- Tip: If you shave properly people will assume you have taken a bath too .
- Parle G tastes awesome in the middle of night with tea.
- One should keep good terms with watchman and maids . One lets you in late in night, other gives you useful information about girls of society like who is single who is not and who has broken up recently.
- last one :
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BTW "Milk turning Green" is something I would like to test :)